Thursday, May 7, 2015

More limericks!

Here's our final set of limericks, this time written by Aaron N.

There once was a lady from Spain
Who had traded half of her brain
For a new text book
Just so she could look
Like she wasn't really so plain.

Eddy was a boy who loved to eat
His world revolved around his next treat.
Once when he ran out of food
He didn't know what to do
So he began to snack on his feet.

Just because I am very small
I work all day in the kids' mall.
Since it's Christmas Eve
I can't even leave
Until Santa Claus sees 'em all.

A flower grew by the roadside
Right by where the horse carriage rides
A child picked it
And even licked it
Then stuck it to a wedding bride.
Good job, Aaron, and all the other students who tried their hand at writing limericks.